Clarification: Me = SanaIdil: ok babes, lets go for it
me: Let’s do this.
Idil: awesome
me: Indeed.
9:30 PM Idil: ok, so this idea of a new kind of blog….
so what are we trying to accomplish with it?
9:31 PM me: To get me a good man. Or, probably more accurately, to have our opinions heard. Too many idiots out there, and not enough hydrochloric acid. So instead of burning their faces with sweet sweet chemicals, we use our wit, intelligence, charisma and skills to get some rationality out there.
9:32 PM pew pew
Idil: wow, ascerbic much?
hehe
me: Hehe
THAT WAS THE POINT
fool
Idil: yup burning through all the dross that’s out there…. our shining voices will re-invigorate the blogosphere, single-handedly
9:33 PM me: …okay, calm down there Ayn.
Idil: ya nur al ayn!
lalalallalalalla
me: habibi..habibi..habibib ya nur al ayn!
okay
yes
so
what do you want out of this?
Idil: so
back to the blog
9:34 PM yeah, i just want to blow off steam about places like turkey, france, america
i’m sick of complaining to my overwatered plant…
me: Why would you call me that?
Idil: …. which reminds me, i should go rescue it from the kitchen
no no, a real plant!
me: yeah, I see how it is
9:35 PM Idil: although, that’s an interesting new insult
hmmmm
me: just because I sleep as though I’m in a vegetative state..
Idil: “Oy, you there you lily-livered, yellow-bellied, over-watered plant!”
i love the ring of that
9:36 PM me: I definitely want to vent ..about everything. There’s so much I want to just write about and be like “LOOK, LOOK!”
I want to write both serious and satire
Idil: yeah, like Obama’s love affair with Israel
someone should tell Michelle
me: I hear they’re done with courting.
Idil: not so squeaky-clean
HAHA
me: They got to second base
Idil: dude……
9:37 PM me: Michelle Malkin..
yes..
oh yess…
Idil: ooooh, michelle!
me: Someone we need to take care of.
Idil: “A defense of internment”, my behind
me: Ayaan Hirsi Ali?
Irshaad Manji
And …Oprah.
Idil: Hirsi Ali…. Apparently, emotions, and a poker-face now count for convincing arguments
9:38 PM Oprah!
hey i like Oprah!
me: I’m an immigrant, and I know what lack of freedom really means – you don’t so suck it, fools! Brilliant argumentation.
yeah
I used to
Idil: Yup, no one is safe from our cross-hairs
me: until she went indulgent and weird
Idil: …
9:39 PM all are subject to criticism…
me: of course
Idil: i will be writing something on Ataturk insha Allah
I need to poke some much needed fun at treatises written about the exchange of chapeaus (excusez moi) for fez’s
9:40 PM me: I agree with him on that, though. I mean, Fez’s are SO 18th century.
Idil: touche
9:41 PM did you know that they constrict the blood flow to the brain to such an extent that the word “modern” literally can’t rise up into the cerebral cortex?
scientifically proven
me: Makes sense.
Idil: yup, in the same journal as the treatise on chapeaus
me: And did you know that the red blinds you so you become an irrational barbaric being?
Idil: so who else eh?
hmmmm….. mccain?
me: Everyone on Fox
9:42 PM too easy
Idil: oooh, ooh, BILL MAHER!
me: YES
BILL
MAHER
Liberal my bum bum
Idil: he drives me nuts!
atheistic fundamentalist
me: HITCHENS
Idil: oooh…..
me: DAWKINS
Idil: oh dear
me: muahahah
9:43 PM Idil: hitchens especially…. apparently, anything said with wit is necessarily correct
me: We’re going big, lady. Just promise me we’ll never sell to the NY Times
Ever.
Idil: ummm…
me: ..Idil
Idil: ok, fine, we’ll set a cap at a million
me: …….idil.
…
WHAT?
9:44 PM Way more than that
Idil: ok fine, we’re never selling out!
me: I like to think my anger is worth more than two commas
Idil: ZAATAR THYMES FOREVER!
me: 4eva
Idil: ok let’s end it iwth that
non?
me: okay
yes
we should
pew pew!
